Prozac all around!

I just heard that some woman broke in line at a drive thru window, was refused service for her bad actions, then decided she did not have to move her car when asked by the restaurant staff to do so.  The authorities were called and as a result this woman was tasered.   Had to be physically hit with a stun gun because she wanted her Big Mac and fries so much that she broke the rule everyone else learned in first grade (remember no frontsies, no backsies?) and then refused to leave when asked by the management at the place.  What on earth gives her the right to 1. treat the other patrons like that and 2. treat the people working there like that?  Does she think her need for some McNuggets outweighs everybody else's?  I don't care if you've got an entire busload of kids screaming in the back you do not get to jump in the middle of a drive thru.  That's not even an accidental happening.  

So, after hearing about this (and being completely appalled) I have decided an appropriate solution is to begin placing inhaled Prozac in public air fresheners.  They will be in every public building.   Most places have that crap anyway so why not put a little help for the people in them?  They don't even have to be changed out to a fresh scent because after the scent runs out - no one will even care!  That's the beauty of it.  Within 10 years I think they should be required for all homes being built as part of code standards.  This way by time all these kids we've massively screwed up today with the idea that everybody wins, every one's special, no one should fail even if you don't try, get to be parents everybody will be permanently happy.  

Think about it.  If that crazy drive thru lady had been on appropriate medication then when she saw how long the line was she would have asked to jump ahead.  And since no one behind her would have cared (cause they're all high on Prozac too) she would have slid in line, gotten her food and gone home.  No need for all that childish nonsense she was causing for some McRib.